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Best Christmas Shopping Line Ever
Me: Excuse me. That man took away my turtles. Also my ninjas.
Clerk: ....
Me, pointing: They're right there.
Clerk: Ah!
Now some of you will have to wonder whether you're getting turtles or ninjas, because nobody is getting ninja turtles.
Last night I was talking with a friend about how I should get a ninja suit and go after his boss and how I would be so sneaky, no one would know it was me. We determined that "curvy, very polite, wearing a ninja suit, smelling of gingerbread" is actually not going to narrow it down much around here. Sometimes it's nice to be a demographic. Especially when someone's boss is Being Like That.
Clerk: ....
Me, pointing: They're right there.
Clerk: Ah!
Now some of you will have to wonder whether you're getting turtles or ninjas, because nobody is getting ninja turtles.
Last night I was talking with a friend about how I should get a ninja suit and go after his boss and how I would be so sneaky, no one would know it was me. We determined that "curvy, very polite, wearing a ninja suit, smelling of gingerbread" is actually not going to narrow it down much around here. Sometimes it's nice to be a demographic. Especially when someone's boss is Being Like That.
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Or maybe there were two bosses that needed ninja to go after them last night. Grrr....
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