Best Christmas Shopping Line Ever

[mrissa]

Me: Excuse me. That man took away my turtles. Also my ninjas.
Clerk: ....
Me, pointing: They're right there.
Clerk: Ah!

Now some of you will have to wonder whether you're getting turtles or ninjas, because nobody is getting ninja turtles.

Last night I was talking with a friend about how I should get a ninja suit and go after his boss and how I would be so sneaky, no one would know it was me. We determined that "curvy, very polite, wearing a ninja suit, smelling of gingerbread" is actually not going to narrow it down much around here. Sometimes it's nice to be a demographic. Especially when someone's boss is Being Like That.

Comments

[fiddledragon]

Oooh! It sounds like maybe I know who's boss!

Or maybe there were two bosses that needed ninja to go after them last night. Grrr....

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

I think you have enough information to determine whose boss, yes.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

For me, there is no other throwing star to use. Your mileage may stink less.

[mamapduck.livejournal.com]

I will now show Great Restraint by not fitting that description into a "She plays hockey" statement.


See how good I can be? :)

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, you are very virtuous, *patpat*.

[aszanoni.livejournal.com]

I think I want a gingerbread turtle or ninja now. Mmmm.

-hugs-

I expect to have a working stove sometime this month. Then I can bake things. They will not be as ambitious as yours [how I wish I could be nearby and smell the lovely scents emanating from your house!] but I like having a stove.

Cheryl taught me in October that cooking tea in an open pot on the stove is just a lovely way to make happy smells, even when you only need one cup of tea.

Chica*---

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Alas, but the turtles and ninjas were not cookie cutters! That's be pretty cool. I can now have an ambition for future cookies.

[aszanoni.livejournal.com]

Yes, but that was how my stomach's mind - it has its own mind - reacted to the post. :D I think this is from growing up with Cookie Monster, perhaps.

I like Cookie Monster. He's a practical Monster.

Gingerbread. Mmmm. Ninjas that are not turtles and also the reverse. :>

Great, now the turtle part made me think of Fluffy... Ah well.

Chica*---