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mrissa ([personal profile] mrissa) wrote2008-10-31 10:52 am
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Why I Do Not Read the Jacket Copy, #446

"Joining them this season is Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster), who quickly learns there's nothing these agents would rather do than profile murderers and put them away!" -- the DVD box for my new Season 2 Criminal Minds DVDs

Now tell me honestly: isn't that on the list of lamest things ever? Seriously. It makes it sound like Mandy Patinkin is skipping around the plane singing, "We're gonna get a murderer, we're gonna get a murderer, wheeeee!"

Having tried to write synopses (shudder), I have some sympathy for the folks whose job it is to write these little thumbnails, but for heaven's sake.

[identity profile] mamapduck.livejournal.com 2008-10-31 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, you make it rational *and* sexy. :)

[identity profile] leahbobet.livejournal.com 2008-10-31 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"New team member Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster) joins the team in their single-minded dedication to profiling and capturing murderers. And she wears awesome sweaters and reads Vonnegut."

Now it's sexy.