If I wasn't so tired, I could totally crush Tokyo, or any other monster-movie-hosting city. If they'd give me something to hang onto while I did it.

Isn't that what the skyscrapers are for?

Yay jeans that fit! I have shared the Neal Stephenson bits with tiger_spot, who knows much of these problems with jeans and appreciates the problems being well-put like that. As well as being triumphed-over.