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mrissa ([personal profile] mrissa) wrote2009-01-16 02:24 pm

Two causes for rejoicing.

First, I have sold my first short story of the year: Futurismic wants to buy "Erasing the Map." I like getting the first sale in January, not even too far into the middle of January. I like enthusiastic acceptance letters. I like finishing stories that percolate and percolate and finally go, and then other people like them too. In fact, I really have a hard time thinking of anything I don't like about this.

(Note to self: write more stories.)

And second, the jeans I ordered arrived, and they fit, so in the wash they go. And there was much relief. The booty dancing required to determine that jeans realio trulio fit and are not going to become SuperSpy jeans (creeping up silently behind their enemy) or suddenly gape at the waist enough to store your reading material for the next week* is not really all that much fun in fitting rooms with vertigo, particularly when the vertigo has caused me to go from having strong legs to having warrior princess thighs!!!, so a lot of the jeans available there are not fitting the different bits of me equally well. (How does vertigo do that, ask the latecomers and the people who didn't write it on their scorecards? Well, vertigo brings nausea. Nausea brings not eating. This is a problem. People need to eat--this is a long-held and deeply-felt philosophical position of mine. And so far just about the only thing that cuts through the nausea consistently enough to let me eat, like ya do, is going from 45 minutes of biking on the big sturdy recumbent bike 4-5 days a week--plus PT and yoga and Pilates--to doing about 90 minutes of biking on the said recumbent bike 7 days a week--still plus PT and yoga and Pilates. Fear the might of my vertigo-powered legs. Srsly. F34r. If I wasn't so tired, I could totally crush Tokyo, or any other monster-movie-hosting city. If they'd give me something to hang onto while I did it.) So being able to do the requisite booty dancing while holding onto my very own dresser--as a barre, as it were--was very useful, go internet, go jeans, go elaborate dance of denim-verification.

It's been a rough week around here, for an assortment of reasons, some of which you will be able to come up with yourselves if you think hard. But here we are Friday, and there's a story sale, and there are jeans, and [livejournal.com profile] markgritter is coming home, and while I only managed lunch by telling myself I didn't have to think about lunch, I just had to eat lunch, I did eat lunch, and it was nice. In fact, I commend it here to you: red quinoa cooked in broth (mushroom broth is favored; other broths will do) with pecans and dried sour cherries. It has a wide variety of nutrients and is warm and savory and tastes interesting without being difficult if you're not very sure of this food thing at the moment.

So yah. Story. Quinoa. Jeans. Stuff.

*I have said, haven't I? that my mother's first exposure to Neal Stephenson was as a measure of clothes that don't fit me. I have said, "I could stick the complete works of Neal Stephenson in this waistband with me--in hardcover!" more times than she or I could count, when we were clothes shopping together.

[identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
If I wasn't so tired, I could totally crush Tokyo, or any other monster-movie-hosting city. If they'd give me something to hang onto while I did it.

Coming soon, THE monster movie of 2009.
She had Warrior Princess Thighs, and she wasn't afraid to use them

The [livejournal.com profile] mrissa That Mauled Moscow!
Edited 2009-01-16 20:30 (UTC)

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, alliteration even!

Do I go on to Mangle Mogadishu in 2010, with only half the original actors, one of whom was supposed to have died in the first movie?

[identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
and then, in part three of the Trilogy, you Massacre Montreal - and that one will have subtitles (french, of course!)

[identity profile] rysmiel.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Meep ! I'm sure we can come up with a friendlier alliterative verb than that ?

(Real Montreal movies don't do subtitles, because isn't everyone bilingual ?)
Edited 2009-01-16 21:16 (UTC)

[identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
okay, how about [livejournal.com profile] mrissa Maltreats Montreal?

[livejournal.com profile] mrissa Maltraite Montréal.



[identity profile] scottjames.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps just before moving on to more serious work, perhaps involving Flying Squirrel Divas.

Congrats on the sale!

Warrior Princess Thighs

[identity profile] profrobert.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's see you in the jeans!

Congrats on the sale. Income is good.

Re: Warrior Princess Thighs

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The jeans have to go in the wash before anybody sees me in them, much less The Internet.

Re: Warrior Princess Thighs

[identity profile] jymdyer.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
=v= Since I bike everywhere, those are exactly the types of thighs I have. Minus the "ss" part, that is. Not everyone creeping up from behind is an enemy, but I can understand the need for caution.

Re: Warrior Princess Thighs

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet people hardly ever mistake us for each other. Funny thing, that.

Re: Warrior Princess Thighs

[identity profile] jymdyer.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
=v= Well, I don't wear my Rapunzel wig very often. It creeps up from behind.

Re: Warrior Princess Thighs

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I tell you what, anybody tries climbing my hair and I will crush them like Tokyo.

[identity profile] katallen.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Wooooo!

Die inexpensive model Tokyo die!

[identity profile] eddvick.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations on the sale! Totally know what you mean about it being nice to be so early in the year.

[identity profile] haddayr.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
story sale! jeans that fit!

[identity profile] columbina.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I in no way mean to make light of your condition, but: "If I wasn't so tired, I could totally crush Tokyo" is about to become my new motto for my existence, I think.

[identity profile] columbina.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
(also: woo story sale yay!)
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[personal profile] pameladean 2009-01-16 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, story! Yay, homeless Neil Stephenson books! No, wait... .

P.

[identity profile] papersky.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well done on the sale!

Have you read Robin McKinley's The Hero and the Crown? Because I was reading it and I thought the description of what happens to Aerin after eating a surka leaf is a bit like your description of vertigo. She gets over it with physio, though in her case, practicing with a sword.

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I have read it, but I haven't reread it in a long time. I keep reading The Blue Sword instead. I should go back to it, because I adored it in a feverish sort of way when I was small, and my book log indicates that I have not revisited it since I have been big.

[identity profile] columbina.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I have this problem as well. I don't remember being an iota less than thoroughly charmed by the book, but Aerin just doesn't speak to me the way Harry does, and it's always The Blue Sword I pick up to read over and over as comfort food.

[identity profile] jmeadows.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Woo hoo, story and jeans! I totally know what you mean about jeans. Mostly they just don't fit right. And sometimes if they do, they are ugly and I don't want them anyway.

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
One of these two pairs--which are theoretically the same jeans in somewhat different shades of blue but in practice are rather different--is only okay. The other one is good. This leaves me wondering whether I should order more (because good jeans, hey, you need good jeans) or not (because something like half of them are only okay instead). Hmm. I think I will see how they wash.

[identity profile] diatryma.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I have heard that darker colors are often smaller, but I don't remember from where exactly.

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2009-01-18 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Alas, this is the opposite case.
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[identity profile] mmerriam.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay sale! Yay jeans that fit! Yay Tokyo crushing! Yay Quinoa!

[identity profile] diatryma.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoo! Three things which are good!
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[personal profile] brooksmoses 2009-01-16 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
If I wasn't so tired, I could totally crush Tokyo, or any other monster-movie-hosting city. If they'd give me something to hang onto while I did it.

Isn't that what the skyscrapers are for?

Yay jeans that fit! I have shared the Neal Stephenson bits with [livejournal.com profile] tiger_spot, who knows much of these problems with jeans and appreciates the problems being well-put like that. As well as being triumphed-over.

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
See, if you're going to be crushing them, you can't be hanging onto them at the same time. You have to make your choices in life.

[identity profile] athenais.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
That's happy news! Congratulations, hurray, and yum!

[identity profile] prettymuchpeggy.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
90 minutes (whistles long and slow-like) WOW!
{In my head: "....and that was Mrissa, the first woman to sail past all the men to yellow jacket in the Tour de France. and she did it wearing jeans to boot.}

This, of course, is overshadowed by the story sale! WOOHOOO! Because you may have mighty thighs, but they do not hold a candle to your mighty pen. :)

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2009-01-16 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Which is just as well, because I'm not allowed to touch the ax until I'm better, so it doesn't matter whether the pen is mightier than that.
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[personal profile] aliseadae 2009-01-17 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations on the sale!

[identity profile] rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yay sale!

Thrud gave up on jeans that fit and started using the gap as storage space. This means that a lot of the time when she is wandering around looking for the light bill, the recent volumes of manga, or the portable chess set, the relevant item is in fact in her pants. Which she is wearing. Only she can't tell what is in her pants because she can't see behind her well enough.

This is one of those details I am probably not going to be able to use in fiction because it is not sufficiently believable.

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps if you use Helen Cresswell or Hilary McKay as your tonal model?

In fact I would love it if you wrote stories with them as your tonal model and your household as your thematic model. That would be keen.

[identity profile] dichroic.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Just out of curiosity, when you're doing 90 min / 7 days, do you find you need more sleep than normal? Though I suppose that and the other question I would ask (if it makes you a little fuzzy-brained) are likely to be prejudiced by the vertigo. I'm sure constantly having to deal with it is exhausting even without the bike factor.

COme to think of it I probably should have asked you before the last pants order; that was the one when I was trying to figure out how to accommodate *both* the Warrior Thighs of Erg and long underwear, since I'll be in northern Sweden next week. I solved it by getting corduroys a size up, but then they do tend to want to fall down when I'm not wearing the longjohns.

[identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I am tired a lot. (If I was not from Minnesota, I might have typed "exhausted all the time." But.) I am not more fuzzy-brained than normal when I'm not in the really tired parts of my day, but napping is a possibility now when it really isn't "normally." I don't manage to sleep more at night, because my waking is generally controlled by hunger, but I do sometimes need a nap in the mid-morning or the mid-afternoon these days. And sometimes I even get one.

And yah, the vertigo is exhausting, but in some ways the bike factor helps with that, because it brings the kinds of exhaustion in line with each other, if that makes sense. The vertigo is mentally exhausting and exhausting in some very physical ways, but "intense aerobic exercise" is not on the list.

(When something goes on for more than a year, it's hard to refer back to personal norms with any degree of confidence any more. Hence the quotation marks.)

[identity profile] dichroic.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
In my case I think the fuzz-brain's from needing extra sleep and not getting it (I do get 8 hours, more or less). But I've always been that way - unfortunately I didn't figure it out until long *after* my college years, in which getting 4-6 hours of sleep a night probably had a lot to do with my grades. Looks to me like needing more sleep from more exercise is common but maybe getting stupider from it is less so. ANd with that said I will get off LJ and onto the erg. For the next three hours. :-(

[identity profile] dichroic.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Didn't mean to be rude or misprioritize. (See "fuzz-brained", above) Congratulations on the first sale of 2009! May it be a harbinger of many more!

[identity profile] ken-schneyer.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Congrats on the sale!
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[personal profile] redbird 2009-01-17 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yay for the sale and for the good jeans!

I am settling for acceptable jeans, because even that is a step up from what I'd found for a couple of years.

I may try the quinoa sometime.

[identity profile] stillnotbored.livejournal.com 2009-01-17 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Woooo for story sales and jeans and food that stays down!