Hallmark strikes again

As if Valentine cards didn't cause me enough eye-rolling! (Yah, I know, but my family likes to exchange them, so I do.) I came upon a new category of annoying Valentine card today. It said, "Sometimes I think you only love me for my body." Then you would open it to read, "Then I laugh and laugh and have another doughnut."

Good. "I will now denigrate my body under the guise of praising your depth! Have a great holiday!" "I stink, but you're stuck with me. Happy Valentine's Day!" Oh, hurrah. Sign me up.

( The coolness of people I met at WorldCon, plus Sonya )