Also, stay off my lawn.

Dear teenage neighbors I never liked very much anyway,

Thank you so much for sharing your music collection with us! Aren't you sweet. But I feel that someone should tell you -- ideally before you move out of your parents' house, may that occasion not be long in coming -- that good music contains noises that are neither "thump" nor "oontz-oontz."

It's only 9ish now, so you are merely annoying. Let's try to keep it on the correct side of that line, shall we?

Nolove,
mrissa