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Why wiktory is nearly within my grasp
Dec. 6th, 2008 02:16 pm1. I have only two people left to buy Christmas presents for, and I know what I'm buying, it's just a matter of doing it.
2. All of Mikulas morning has passed, and I have the appropriate toys and candy for the good folks who live here, and Krampusz has not eaten me. Therefore I was not completely horribly bad this year.
3. I have used my powers of mind-control to convince the aforementioned good folks who live here to have pizza for dinner. (Here is how my powers of mind-control work: I say, "Hey, how about pizza?" And they say, "Yah, okay." And then we have pizza.)
4. I am being power-snuggled by a poodular unit.
2. All of Mikulas morning has passed, and I have the appropriate toys and candy for the good folks who live here, and Krampusz has not eaten me. Therefore I was not completely horribly bad this year.
3. I have used my powers of mind-control to convince the aforementioned good folks who live here to have pizza for dinner. (Here is how my powers of mind-control work: I say, "Hey, how about pizza?" And they say, "Yah, okay." And then we have pizza.)
4. I am being power-snuggled by a poodular unit.
