Things I Have Smelled In the Last Hour

[mrissa]

Peaches
Tar
Paint Thinner
My shampoo, conditioner, soap, and lotion*
Chocolate**
Barbecue sauce
Lemongrass
markgritter, timprov, missista*
Blood**
Lilacs
Roses
Mandy's fake rose lotion from high school
Chlorine
Rotten cauliflower
Rotten raspberries
Cardboard*
My Gran's Emeraude perfume
The Gustavus caf's approximation of vegetable soup (no actual vegetables harmed in the making of this soup)
Envelope glue*
Dandelions
Copper
ETA (in the next ten minutes): Wasabi
Rotten shrimp
Oak and birch leaves*
Hot dog juice (you know, in the package, squick)
Blueberry cardamom mango soup

*Actually present in the room
**Actually present in the room, but in a sealed container

My main accomplishments of the afternoon are paying our property taxes, cutting another 150 net words from Sampo, and not throwing up.

I really, really need to bring in the last of the basil. I really need to make banana bread before the bananas start a fight. I am a great big coward, because I haven't done those things because I am terrified of what I will smell in the process.