Barnstorming on an Invisible Segway

And yet we were not issued guns, which I think is a shame, because some altos who try to hit some of those soprano notes OUGHT TO BE SHOT. I know it's the melody, people, but that doesn't mean you can sing it on octave! Gah! At least have the decency to drop it an octave lower if you're not going to hold the harmony line!

In church choirs, some sopranos who do the same also ought to be shot, but that's kind of a different problem.