Why wiktory is nearly within my grasp

[mrissa]

1. I have only two people left to buy Christmas presents for, and I know what I'm buying, it's just a matter of doing it.

2. All of Mikulas morning has passed, and I have the appropriate toys and candy for the good folks who live here, and Krampusz has not eaten me. Therefore I was not completely horribly bad this year.

3. I have used my powers of mind-control to convince the aforementioned good folks who live here to have pizza for dinner. (Here is how my powers of mind-control work: I say, "Hey, how about pizza?" And they say, "Yah, okay." And then we have pizza.)

4. I am being power-snuggled by a poodular unit.

Comments

[pnkrokhockeymom.livejournal.com]

omglulz...I have the same power, and used it in the exact same manner, five minutes ago.

[panjianlien.livejournal.com]

Huzzah and hooray and extra VIVA! to the poodular unit.

[themagdalen.livejournal.com]

That is some good mind control.

Wikiality

[jymdyer.livejournal.com]

=v= I thought "wiktory" was prevailing in a Wikipedia edit war. Like that time I wrote that the Krampusz was a righteous dude ...