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[mrissa]

So I was reading Slacktivist today, and I found out that the Family Research Council’s Tony Perkins was telling people that some parts of Minneapolis are no-go zones for non-Muslims. I just wanted to reassure you: stand down, friends and family! We are fine here!

(I was going to say “there’s nowhere in this city you can’t go on the basis of religion,” but that’s not true. The inner parts of Mormon temples are just for Mormons, for example. But that’s, like, certain rooms in a handful of buildings. Not even the whole building. Much less a whole neighborhood.)

Rep. Keith Ellison invited Perkins to Minneapolis to see for himself, which seems like a terrible idea to me, because then we’d have Perkins in my metro. But still, he’s a politician, it’s his job to score points off idiots be welcoming for his city. But the thing that got me is: I have literally no idea where Perkins thinks he might be talking about. This is not the “figuratively” use of literally. This is just, really, like: huh? Where’s that, exactly? Or even roughly–we don’t have to be exact. I can think of neighborhoods with lots of Somalis in them–we have Somali neighbors ourselves, and they pet my dog–but that’s so very far from the same thing as to not be worth discussing. There are some places Christians (and Jews and atheists and pagans and…) can buy halal meat more easily than others, but I wouldn’t think that would stop anybody from going there. If you don’t want halal meat, don’t buy it; problem solved.

I asked Mark and Tim, and they had no idea either. Seriously none. And what I really don’t get is that this kind of lie is so easily disprovable. Lots of people have friends and family here in the Twin Cities–many of them in Minneapolis proper, even–and so if they hear this and call up Aunt Ethel to say, “OMG Aunt Ethel, I heard about your neighborhoods with sharia law there in Minneapolis,” Aunt Ethel will say, “Are you high?” And then Aunt Ethel will call your mother to talk about maybe having an intervention for the drugs you are apparently on. Minneapolis: it is not the moon. I do not live on a satellite of the moon, people. If someone says something about Minneapolis, we can find out whether or not it is true. It doesn’t even take a Large Hadron Collider. We can just, like…wander out and look.

It’s a good plan, wandering out and looking. I endorse it in general.

Originally published at Novel Gazing Redux

Comments

[ckd]

Similarly, trying to convince me that the entire city of Birmingham is a no-go area for non-Muslim residents of the UK is going to fail terribly, because even if they are no longer my cousins-in-law I am pretty sure that the people I know who live there would have mentioned such a thing.

[ckd]

Also, Dearborn? DEARBORN? I've been to Dearborn. In fact, the only time I've heard of any part of Dearborn was a no-go zone was when Muslim-Americans (and ThinkProgress) were removed from part of it at the request of Pamela Geller. Um.

[timprov.livejournal.com]

Hey, we've gotten a lot of mileage from having Perkins in our metro. Sure we don't eat there much any more, but I'm not ready to get rid of them.

[redbird]

If Perkins announced that 2+2=4, I would check it closely.

[sprrwhwk.livejournal.com]

"Going out and looking" is not a... particularly central value of the authoritarian worldview. It might be the exact opposite of a central value, in fact, whatever that is.