Barnstorming on an Invisible Segway

Given that I have no idea what a green room is other than what I can infer ... uh, yeah. But that's just an example based on my own experience; I'm sure there's lots of stuff like that, that I don't even know to mention or that was obvious to me but maybe not to someone else. Sort of a 101 handout made available would be helpful, and I think the fact that someone cared enough to create one would help foster that welcoming atmosphere you're discussing. If nothing else, it might get across the idea that the con is *meant* for newbies as well as oldtimers.