Teething

[mrissa]

Oh, the indignity. My body has decided to make up for being an early bloomer in every other respect one can imagine by waiting until now to produce my top left wisdom tooth. I had been telling people I only had the bottom two, like my mom. Apparently I have three wisdom teeth. How bizarre. I'm nearly 27. I should not be teething.

Comments

[mkille.livejournal.com]

I used to think I was large-boned. Then I met Laura's family. I think if you taped both my wrists or ankles together, it would be about the size of one of theirs. And let's not talk about heads.

[mkille.livejournal.com]

I should make it clear that I'm not complaining. When one has a wife who can remove cement blocks embedded in one's backyard simply by kicking them repeatedly, well, that's a physique that comes in handy.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

It is also a good thing to remember that one didn't inherit that physique even when some of one's relatives have it. So that one doesn't injure oneself kicking cement blocks.

She said entirely hypothetically.