Myth query

[mrissa]

Who is the most interestingly unfortunate female figure in any mythology for a big, burly, somewhat hapless hockey player guy (defenseman) to make a pass at?

I don't mean the instantly unfortunate mythological figures, the "you want to date me? gobble chomp you're dead" kind. I mean the "complicates his life in an interesting way" kind.

Carter (yes, for those of you who have been following along, it's one of those stories) has already had run-ins of various sorts with the Queen of Air and Darkness, the Puck, and Baba Yaga. In case that helps.

Comments

[markgritter.livejournal.com]

He accidentally encounters Artemis naked in the sauna? But the hounds are stopped by campus security. Hilarity ensues.

Nah, probably a bad idea. :)

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

There is no campus, dear heart. That's only in Pamela's book.

[ksumnersmith.livejournal.com]

Artemis is the goddess that I thought of, too -- however, the sauna is a new twist.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

If you go naked into the hockey players' sauna, you do not get to set hounds on people if they see you.

"Do not go naked into that good steam
Young men must sit, unwind at close of game...."