The hazards of being raised Lutheran
Aug. 12th, 2005 06:29 pmI was reading
karentraviss's Crossing the Line, and the last line of a chapter was, "'Get up, Commander,' he said. 'I'm fully prepared to break the Sixth Commandment.'" And I went, "WooHOOOOO!" And then: "Oh. That Sixth Commandment. Darn."
So the necessary background for those of you who don't have it: when people talk about the Ten Commandments, it's not like the Bible sits down and says, "Number One: X. Number Two: Y." The numbering is up to the monkeys. It's really the Approximately Ten Commandments. In some traditions, idolatry and worship get more attention, while in others, covetousness does. So for someone who was raised, say, Lutheran like me, the Sixth Commandment is, "Thou shalt not commit adultery." But for someone who was raised, say, Calvinist like
markgritter, the Sixth Commandment is, "Thou shalt not murder." Which is, y'know, exciting and all that, but not nearly the plot twist that the other would have been.
Sigh.
So the necessary background for those of you who don't have it: when people talk about the Ten Commandments, it's not like the Bible sits down and says, "Number One: X. Number Two: Y." The numbering is up to the monkeys. It's really the Approximately Ten Commandments. In some traditions, idolatry and worship get more attention, while in others, covetousness does. So for someone who was raised, say, Lutheran like me, the Sixth Commandment is, "Thou shalt not commit adultery." But for someone who was raised, say, Calvinist like
Sigh.
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Date: 2005-08-12 11:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-12 11:52 pm (UTC)But you're right, that would have made for a much better story. (And why is it reminding me of a George Carlin routine where he suggested doing a search-and-replace in old movie cliches, turning murder into sex? "Alright, Sherriff - now, we're going to fuck you!")
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Date: 2005-08-13 12:36 am (UTC)The New International Version, which has been pretty much the standard bible in the Methodist Sunday-school classes I've attended, uses "murder" rather than "kill". It doesn't actually number the commandments as such, but the copy I have sets them off in sections, and the typography makes it pretty clear that "I am the Lord thy God" is preamble, and "You shall have no other gods before me" is the first commandment. (Further, if one counts that as the first and goes down the list, it comes out to ten.) It also -- in the Exodus version, but not the Deuteronomy version -- puts coveting the neighbor's wife between his house and his manservant and maidservant in the list of things not to covet, which makes pulling it out as something separate seem a bit interesting.
The New English Bible with the Apocrypha has the same characteristics (aside from the helpful typography to imply the numbering, which leaves it unclear whether "I am the Lord thy God" is part of the "Thou shalt have no other gods" commandment or not).
The King James Version and the Revised Standard Version use "kill", and are approximately the same as the New English Bible on the order of the covets.
For that matter, the Tanakh (The New JPS Translation) and the Book of Mormon, in their versions of the commandments, do not seem to present anything that would seem to me to suggest a different numbering.
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Date: 2005-08-13 12:47 am (UTC)The ten-or-so commandments are also spread throughout Leviticus 19, along with the more concise Exodus and Deuteronomy versions.
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Date: 2005-08-13 01:02 am (UTC)(And, right; I'd forgotten about the Leviticus versions.)
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Date: 2005-08-13 11:24 am (UTC)I wouldn't have known about Leviticus except for the fact that it comes up in the lectionary for October, and I was reading commentaries yesterday. :)
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Date: 2005-08-13 11:46 am (UTC)The upshot of all this is that after all the Icelandic era reading I've done, my brain files "murder" as "unlawful death," which is not a particularly useful thing in this case -- it shakes out to "thou shalt not kill the people thou shouldst not kill." Sensible, sure, but not useful.
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