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[mrissa]

I lied. I am no longer glad to see this snow at all. It is gorgeous and fluffy and freakin' heavy, and I have done the most half-assed job of driveway shoveling I have ever done in my life. ("Why did you shovel the driveway?" "Had to get to the doctor." "What are your symptoms?" "Well, fatigue....") I have shoveled one half of the driveway onto the other, and the steps are still mostly snow-covered (not the walk, just the steps). It is pathetic, and it is the limit of my abilities right now.

grumblegrousegrumble

I still love the smell of it, though.

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[mrissa.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you laughed out loud at my hypothetical conversation. I meant you to, but it just made some people sad.

I thought of just shoveling the stripes, but then if I departed from the stripes in any way, I wouldn't make it up the driveway. So that didn't seem like the thing.

timprov has suggested the giant blowdryer from "Spaceballs."

As I said to sraun above, it's not that we haven't thought of snowblowers, it's that wrestling a snowblower on that steep, slippery incline looks harder than shoveling, not easier.