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What do you think elves smell like? The full-sized Sidhe or Alfar or Tolkien kind, not the wee faaaaairies.

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Elves come in a variety of scents including Green Apple, Cinnamon Blast, Googly Grape, Pine, Strawberry Shake and Root Beer Vanilla Float. One of the primary reasons for their air of superiority over ancient mortals was the fact that they all smelled so wonderful and humans tended to smell like sweat, feces and futility.

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