Open Letter to Abstract Object #449
Jun. 18th, 2007 09:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mrissaDear Single Line Halfway Through Chapter 6,
Don't you go implying a-whole-nother book at me, missy!
No, I didn't infer it, you implied it, so don't try to play dumb.
Because this book isn't in A-flat major, that's how I know it's a different book completely! Also this book doesn't smell like lake ice!
Yes, I know I like books that smell like ice better. But that's not the book you're in, is it, so you'd best mind your p's and q's. (Yes, I know, there are three p's in you and no q's. Hush.)
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it.*
Reluctant (shiny!) love,
Me
*Who knew my mom's favorite not-really-mad line from my teen years applied to prose as well?
Don't you go implying a-whole-nother book at me, missy!
No, I didn't infer it, you implied it, so don't try to play dumb.
Because this book isn't in A-flat major, that's how I know it's a different book completely! Also this book doesn't smell like lake ice!
Yes, I know I like books that smell like ice better. But that's not the book you're in, is it, so you'd best mind your p's and q's. (Yes, I know, there are three p's in you and no q's. Hush.)
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it.*
Reluctant (shiny!) love,
Me
*Who knew my mom's favorite not-really-mad line from my teen years applied to prose as well?
