Also there is a part of my brain that is exactly the kind of snarky John Cusack does so well.

[mrissa]

People like me ought not to be permitted to be on Facebook.

And by "people like me," I mean "people who have seen Grosse Pointe Blank several times."

On the up side, it's extremely entertaining to have my subconscious figuring out all the different ways my former classmates' bios add up to them being contract killers.

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[columbina.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know there are a LOT of people who need killing in Boston.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

But are they getting killed? That's relevant here. I mean, if you have, say, a thousand people in Boston who need killing, including That One Guy On The T Yesterday, and yet none of them turn up dead, it's hard to think that your Friendly Local Serial Killer is making a good living on that.