Mris translates Olympics commentary for you.

[mrissa]

They have some wonderful qualities. None of which, however, pertain to this sport.
She's such a fighter. She cannot actually do this stuff.
He's a real competitor. Who never wins.
This time he really cared. As opposed to last time, when he trained for the Olympics because he didn't give a shit. But we demanded blood.
They fought for this one. And lost.
I think the eyes of redemption say it all. ...wait, what? This is beyond even my powers of translation. The eyes of...what? What?
It was heartfelt. They fell on their butts.
Wow. I am so tired of people falling on their butts.