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A lot of conventions have panels about who can write SF, or who can write hard SF, what the qualifications are. And I always want to say that the people who do write hard SF should read more social histories, because it would get in their way more in ways that it should get in their way, and then we wouldn't have those embarrassing stories that are all concept and the concept is outdated before the story is published.

When I wasn't looking, because I don't tend to look at the front inside page, because it's all gossip, the Strib started running a celebrity tweet of the day. A celebrity tweet. Of the day. People. This is not cutting edge. This is not what the wave of the future looks like, a celebrity tweet of the day. This is not adjusting your thriller plots so that people's cell phone batteries have been accounted for. It's the bit in the history of the turn of the millennium where the historian has this baffled tone where she's describing how the old media tried to latch onto this new phenomenon that was perfectly good for writing haiku about backup catchers for those who cared but really stupid for reprinting a randomly selected singer's not particularly trenchant observations about his lunch from the previous day.

This is exactly like my ability to tell you that you will look just fine in that shirt in pictures fifteen years from now, but those trousers, eeeesh, not so much, I think. You can have that ability, too. I believe in you. It's not hard. I was not bitten by a radioactive historian.

Date: 2010-09-21 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alecaustin.livejournal.com
I think mostly you get a rabies shot. And decontaminated.

Date: 2010-09-21 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
With the mops that fix radioactivity! Um. If you haven't seen the nonexistent fourth Indiana Jones movie, don't.

Date: 2010-09-21 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alecaustin.livejournal.com
I have, alas. That whole sequence made me very very sad.

Date: 2010-09-21 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] txanne.livejournal.com
Really? It made me froth at the mouth. Then I laughed at the rest of the movie. Boy, was my date offended.

Date: 2010-09-21 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alecaustin.livejournal.com
Well, mostly it made me sad because it had become perfectly clear that the movie was not going to be good.

The mocking laughter started shortly thereafter, and continued until the bit with the kid swinging alongside the monkeys, at which point my brains began to boil out of my ears from the stupid.

Date: 2010-09-21 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] txanne.livejournal.com
Oh, right! I think I started laughing when he saw the Lead-Lined Fridge. Can't remember if that was before or after the Magic Mops.

Date: 2010-09-21 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alecaustin.livejournal.com
Before. (Says the former nuclear reactor operator.)

Date: 2010-09-21 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] txanne.livejournal.com
That might be why I don't remember the mops clearly. Because OMG THE FRIDGE. The fridge of LIFE! I sure am glad that movie doesn't really exist.

Date: 2010-09-22 12:19 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] apis-mellifera.livejournal.com
In the LEGO Indiana Jones game, you get the fridge as a vehicle. I may possibly love it the best of all the vehicles.

Date: 2010-09-22 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] txanne.livejournal.com
oh, awesome!

Date: 2010-09-21 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
Why Anne Has Not Mentioned The Person In Question Since, Part A.

Date: 2010-09-21 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] txanne.livejournal.com
Well, that and the fact that I'm really bad at LDRs. (I'm not entirely sure we were LJ-friends at that point. I think we were still at the "hey, neat person who comments in other LJs" stage.)

Date: 2010-09-22 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rmnilsson.livejournal.com
We watched it with RiffTrax on. OK, we watched it without first, then a second time with RiffTrax. And it was very, very, funny.

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