They always tell the grandkids it's a "charity fundraiser" for "muscular dystrophy."

[mrissa]

My grandma is turning herself in to the cops tomorrow. This is an immense relief for all of us, but what of her millions of victims?

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[icedrake.livejournal.com]

See that contrail, high above?

That's this post, going way the hell over my head.

[lydy.livejournal.com]

Me, too.

[rosefox]

My grandma is turning herself into the cops tomorrow.

This post baffles me to such an extent that I'm peering at the lack of a space between "in" and "to" and wondering whether this is some sort of magical transformation teenyweeny flash fic or something...

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

That was my hands not working and my tired brain not seeing that they hadn't. Fixed.

[zwol.livejournal.com]

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jain and bail

[pixelfish.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing that your granny is doing those "Spend time in jail and raise bail which goes to MS/charity of choice" thingies?

Re: jain and bail

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

MD. Yes.

It looks like the above posters have never heard of any such thing in the first place, rendering the subject line insufficiently obvious.

Re: jain and bail

[hobbitblue.livejournal.com]

Wow... thats just *weird* Yay granny, but still. Never heard of such a thing

*imagines granny in a standard British police station: whitewashed brick cell with bare bench, door with window in and a metal seat-less toilet*

Re: jain and bail

[rosefox]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Thank you for explaining!

[fiddledragon]

It took me a second to vaguely recall that I think my dad did that once :D

It was definitely a bwuh moment, and then he hammed it up...a lot...which helped bring in more :D

[rmnilsson.livejournal.com]

I also had no idea what you were talking about.

[aedifica]

I wasn't going to comment, but I will just to say I DID know what you were talking about.

[cadithial.livejournal.com]

Is this a Minnesota thing? Never heard of it and I've got cop / jailer friends.