I speak fluent human

[mrissa]

 New story out in Clarkesworld: Person, Place, Thing! This was such a fun voice for me to fall into writing, and it ended up surprising me with how many Muppet references it wanted. Usually I am opposed to "I am but a servant of the muse" claptrap from writers, but when that muse is demanding aliens who have very earnestly learned from mid-to-late period Henson...well, what am I to do?

Comments

[doubtingmichael]

Thank you, I enjoyed that. May I ask for a reference to "there are human languages that exist in reference to some natural feature: not usually something like a moon, but more typically a large mountain or the sea": that's not a concept I am familiar with. (If it's not much trouble, of course!)