Done and done.

markgritter got a very curious ad in the mail last week. It said, "DON'T BUY A BOAT!" When he's out of town, I mostly recycle the ads for him. This one I put in his mail stack for him to see, and now I'm wandering around the house repeating it, "DON'T! DON'T BUY A BOAT!"

This is particularly fun in my accent, I will admit.

Now I'm wondering what other luxury goods not of interest to us we're going to be warned against anonymously by mail. "DO NOT SEND YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO TAHITI!" "THIS POSTCARD IS TO WARN YOU AGAINST ITALIAN LOAFERS!" "THE COALITION AGAINST HANDMADE COCONUT MARSHMALLOWS IS WATCHING YOUR HOUSE!"