Gentle Reader, I sold the pastiche.

I just sold a story, "Ask Citizen Etiquette," to Asimov's. Woot!

And more!

And um. Now I appear to have sold another story, "The Ministry of Changes," to Tor.com. So wow.

I feel like I should move very, very carefully through today so as not to jostle whatever it is that's making it awesome.

This one is set in the same universe as "Uncle Flower's Homecoming Waltz," for those of you who keep track of that sort of thing.