%$#*#@!$%&*!!!!!!!

[mrissa]

Add to the list of "things mrissa should be able to do this week but apparently can't": unloading the dishwasher.

Broke two glasses while falling.

Did not break the me, unless you count two minuscule cuts on my feet, which I don't as they are barely more than pinpricks and have already stopped bleeding.

Am glad I was the only one up so I didn't shower the wee beastlet with glass shards.

Am sorry I was the only one up, as I then had to pick my way out of the glass shards and clean them up while only marginally steady. (Leaving them where they were was not a reasonable option.)

Am trying very hard not to be in a Very Bad Mood over this.

Tell me something good, please. A good book you've read or a good food you've eaten or a good anecdote you've heard.

Comments

[rosefox]

Oh, and this email from a very sexy woman has me all delighted:

We could grab breakfast/brunch, see the "Feeding Desire: Design and
the Tools of the Table" exhibit at the Cooper-Hewitt, play badminton,
bake scones, or fight for justice. Possibly we could do all five, or
something else entirely, but the activity doesn't really matter as
it's just an excuse to chill with you.

Any of those activities listed sound appealing? If so great, because
it means we probably have something in common besides intercourse with
your husband. If not, I am stunned. Who doesn't like scones? How could
someone find objection with a quick bread?

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

I like scones, and could do with one now, preferably with clotted cream and some really good jam.

Which is just as well, really, as I am not now having nor have I ever had intercourse with your husband and am not much good for fighting for justice or badminton (or, I should say, badminton or fighting for justice; very few people fight for badminton) in my current state, so it's good that we have something else in common to fall back on.

[rosefox]

Mmmmm, scones. Should I ever make it to your neck of the woods or you to mine, perhaps we can have scones together.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

I would like that.

[rosefox]

So would I. *) My memory is like Swiss cheese without all the cheese, so please do feel free to remind me of this conversation at any opportune time.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Will do!