"That'll teach me to measure things."

[mrissa]

me: I have no idea why Habitat for Humanity sent us this tape measure, but on the other hand, now we can know how big your head is. [measuring] That can't be right.

timprov: I don't know if it can -- I can't see it.

me: [measuring again, giggling copiously] Your head is about an inch less around than my waist. Well, that'll teach me to measure things.

timprov: Put that on livejournal.

me: You sure you want that open to the world?

timprov: I don't see why I wouldn't. Everybody knows I have a big head.

So, as requested. He really is not lacking in noggin. But soon it will be the season of the John Popper hat, and all will be well.

Comments

[stillsostrange.livejournal.com]

My latest adventure in measuring taught me that my cat's waist is the size of Scarlet O'Hara's. I'm a little disturbed by this.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Yah. Rather.

[merriehaskell.livejournal.com]

If I'd read it in a book, I'd never believe it. But it's weirdly cool all the same.

[von-krag.livejournal.com]

I think my neck is as big as your waist is "Rissa. I'm blaming you for the images I'm seeing, women is tie string bikinis even when this is not safe as I want to giggle.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

If you're going to shorten my name further from Mrissa, Mris is really it for me. Rissa is usually reserved for people who haven't started kindergarten yet.

[von-krag.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. Won't happen again.

You did know I didn't go to kindergarten, right?

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

No biggie; figured I'd tell you the first time when it was still no biggie rather than getting really mad after you'd been calling me that for months.

And no, I know almost nothing about your primary school experience.

[mkille.livejournal.com]

onehipmama has a big head too. Reid seems to have inherited it, since the difference in hat size between him and me is negligible.

[scottjames.livejournal.com]

It's good to know that he won't be crying himself to sleep oh 'is 'uge pilleh.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

His head does not circle the earth beeping. So in that sense it is unlike Sputnik.