Things I Said To the Dog Tonight

[mrissa]

"No, that's not your cleavage! That's my cleavage! Hey!"

"Puppies don't like scissors! Ista! Put down the scissors! Where did you put the scissors case? Yarrg!"

"You do not need to poke my butt. I remember you're there even if you go entire minutes without poking my butt with your nose." At least, I do in theory. We may never know....

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[everyonesakitty.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Poor puppy; no amount of love and attention is enough. :p