Things I Said To the Dog Tonight

[mrissa]

"No, that's not your cleavage! That's my cleavage! Hey!"

"Puppies don't like scissors! Ista! Put down the scissors! Where did you put the scissors case? Yarrg!"

"You do not need to poke my butt. I remember you're there even if you go entire minutes without poking my butt with your nose." At least, I do in theory. We may never know....

Comments

[everyonesakitty.livejournal.com]

Hehe. Poor puppy; no amount of love and attention is enough. :p

[howl-at-the-sun.livejournal.com]

You make me laugh!

[one-undone.livejournal.com]

LOL! You're well on your way to the sort of suspension of normalcy needed to be a mother now! :) These are all just the kind of things that you will say when you have children; you probably will not even notice a difference. She's training you.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

I have had to use the sentence, "You do not need to smell that poo," on more than one occasion. I am told that this is excellent preparation for motherhood even though I will, in fact, need to smell that poo.

[writingortyping.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's a thought experiment: she's making sure you're butt still exists.

In other words, Ista may be worried you have Schrodinger's butt.*


*Apologies to Schrodinger purists.

[writingortyping.livejournal.com]

Kill me now: "your." Gah.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Heh. Have to measure to make the waveform collapse? Silly skepticdog.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

I remember having cleavage.

*sigh*

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Don't worry -- if my dog likes you enough, she will scruff your boobs no matter how they relate to each other.

[kendwoods.livejournal.com]

Hehehehe.

Just the chuckle I needed on a Monday morning.

:-D

[madwriter.livejournal.com]

Yes, our foster Afghan/Shepherd mix, Tucker, will occasionally walk behind us when he's feeling submissive but still poke out butt every minute or two to remind us he's there. I'd grown up around so many Shetland Sheepdogs, though, at first I thought he was trying to herd me. :)

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Ista does it even when I'm sitting down and have been for an hour. Hey. Monkey. Dog here. Yes, I know. Hey. Monkey. ....

Not every moment of the day. But in some moods.