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I have only one thing in honor of International Pixel-Stained Technopeasant Day this year: Things We Sell To Tourists. It originally appeared in the late and much-lamented Aeon. Five short-shorts around a theme. Enjoy.

Something I hoped to do for IPSTD was a recording of "Singing Them Back," which I have been supposed to do since November. One of the major problems with it is that we live near the airport, so if I want to record something on Timprov's system and not have it sound like airplanes at unpredictable intervals--particularly now that it's nice enough that he has the windows open--I need to do it after the planes are done for the day, which is mostly after I've gone to bed. This is on my list of things I can do to keep living my life even with the vertigo. I won't forget it. I just didn't do it this week, and probably won't soon.

But! I haven't written about that list in awhile, and there's a lot of stuff I have done from it.

Finished:
Last time I updated on this, I was done with #s 13, 14, 17, 41, 46, and 47.

7. "Write a completely new short story from scratch." I wrote "Rituals of Optimism" while Grandpa was in the hospital. (Also "Carter Hall and the Motley Lions," but that was not completely new, it was part of a series.)

16. "Take [livejournal.com profile] markgritter to Lucia's." Done. Brunch. Yum. He was not as enthused as I was, having gotten a pretty straightforward omelet, but was reasonably happy with it and declares his willingness to return.

18: "Continue to do our best to keep Pumphouse Creamery and Rice Paper in business singlehandedly" is not one that's going to get done done this year, but we hauled enough people into Pumphouse after fish (and have gone other times) that I think I've done my part. But will continue anyway.

19. "Try at least four new-to-us restaurants." As of my last update we had done a) Manana in St. Paul. Since then:
b) Blackbird Cafe. 50th and Bryant, I think; whatever the cross street is that gets you the Malt Shoppe, it's the same block. Really very tasty. I had smoked pork and wild mushroom quesadillas, and the salsa was extremely fine, and there were several other things on the menu that looked worth trying later. They were spotty, though: the ham and the mustard and the bread on [livejournal.com profile] timprov's croque were all first-rate, but the gruyere was just sort of there, and they put canned whipped cream on my hot chocolate, which surprised me for all that they were talking about fresh, local ingredients.

c) Pardon My French Cafe. Cliff Rd. in Eagan, in the same area as the Axel's there. The menu and the execution were neither above nor below standard for this sort of cafe lunches: my bouche de la reine was fine, Mark's beef was fine, the salads and the breads and the quiches and all that looked fine, the pastries looked fine but weren't particularly creative within their oeuvre. I think this restaurant will be of use to me, though, because it has $6 lunch specials, you pick two of soup, salad, sandwich, and mini-quiche, and that's just exactly the sort of thing I would do with my grandma.

d) I Nonni Osteria. Hwy. 13 in Lilydale. So this was not only a new restaurant to us, but also a new suburb. We'd blinked and missed Lilydale driving through it on the way up to St. Paul several times. It's small enough that we marveled that it hadn't gotten snapped up by a larger suburb along the way, and [livejournal.com profile] markgritter had theorized that it was an enclave of the Sidhe. If it is, they're Italian Sidhe. We got the lamb meatball appetizer, which was all right but not as good as a couple of places we can get Greek lamb meatballs (including my kitchen). But the entrees were all really nice. My seared tuna with English peas* and a balsamic whatsit and very pleasant greens: quite good. I would have it again. But I might order Timprov's duck with pear and squash first, and I generally don't much like duck. Mark's sausage-truffle pasta was also very fine. My dessert didn't quite go where it was aiming to be. ("Chocolate-Gianduja Torta, Caramel, Olive Oil, Sea Salt" is how their menu lists it, and it ended up sort of splitting the chocolate-caramel flavor with the olive oil-sea salt flavor. I think a stronger caramel would have helped.) But it's definitely worth seeing what else they're up to in a different season, if you happen to be near Lilydale, which actually we do.

24. "Take Timprov to rock shows and/or folk concerts." We went to Richard Shindell's concert at the Ginkgo Cafe in March and had a good time and got to hang out with [livejournal.com profile] laurel and [livejournal.com profile] kaustin in the dinner portion of the concert. We're going to see Neko Case Sunday night, too.

28. "Read Simon Schama's big fat history of Britain series." Done, although not as I expected it to be. I had read his French/Dutch work, which is much chewier than the British thing was. It was mostly a set of big fat tomes because of all the pictures included, which is great and would have been even better if I was a visual person, which I am not.

30. "Catch up on Numb3rs." I only watch DVDs, so I'm through S4 and caught up. Will be glad when S5 comes out, though.

31. "Find another series to love while biking indoors hanging on for dear life." I love The Wire. I think I love The West Wing as well. Coming up on the end of S4 of The Wire, only on the beginning of S3 of The West Wing.

32. "Minicon." Minicon! Done. Quiet con for me this year. This is not all bad. Not even mostly bad. Pertaining to #31 and #32 at once: I got to talk to [livejournal.com profile] laurel and [livejournal.com profile] mgs about The Wire, which was good, and which has given us a way to tell [livejournal.com profile] mgs and me apart. So if you are talking to a person and find yourself squinting at them thinking, "Is that M'ris, or is it Martin? I just can't tell!", simply ask them: "Is S3 of The Wire your favorite?" If yes, Martin. If no, me. (I enjoyed S3. But it wasn't my favorite.)

35. "Have kitchen painted Roasted Pepper." Done! I know you want pictures. Someday.

42. "Keep eye on Good Neighbors with Sick Kiddo." This is not finished per se, but we've done some stuff about it, and they're making it easier by having a CaringBridge website for family, friends, and neighbors, so we don't have to rely on the next emergency being as obvious as the last one.

45. "Figure out rye buns." Wiktory! My rye buns are awesome!

In progress:
Last time I updated, I was in progress on #s 1, 2, 5, 6, 9, 21, 29, 36, and, uh, 43. Yah, 43. ("Ask for help when it would be a good thing to do so." Sigh. Yah.)

12. "Perfect buttermilk biscuits" has, I think, reached the point where we need to find a place to buy a couple different kinds of flour before they're going to get a lot better. Although I should still try the "very short, quick pulses in the food processor" method.

15. "Figure out chocolate-strawberry cookie idea." I could theoretically declare this done, as I have achieved a chocolate-strawberry cookie that received acclaim from several relevant parties. I made sort of a chocolate sugar-cookie base, dented it, and filled it with fresh fine-diced strawberries, jam, both, or a mix of jam and cream cheese. These all tasted fine on the first day, though they were very different. The fresh strawberries did not hold up past the third day, though; lesson learned. Also the cookie base I used was really too crumbly. I have two ideas for other things I will try, one as strawberry filling between layers of stiffer dough and the other with dried strawberries, which was not what I was initially thinking of, but when [livejournal.com profile] sethb said it, it sounded sensible, so we'll see about that.

20. "Try all types of hot chocolate and tisane in the pantry at least once." For tisanes: done. For hot chocolates: still working my way down the list. So far the big winner is Burdick's Dark. And not just because I love the mini-whisk and use it for all sorts of other things.

33. "Fourth Street." This is in progress, because I have registered. And am looking forward.

34. "Begin basement finishing." People do not call back on this. Need to call more people. Also need to have more conversations.



*English peas. Garden peas. Whatever you call 'em, the ones with the pods too stiff to eat and the large peas inside, where you have to shell the peas before eating them? That's what I want. Anybody know where I can find those? It's prime pea season, and the stores are selling me sugar snap or snow. And those are fine for their purposes, but what I want is peas, not peas-inna-pod. Byerly's, Cub, Rainbow, and Kowalski's have all consistently let me down. If you know where one can get fresh peas in season in the Twin Cities, please do tell, and we will hasten there.

Date: 2009-04-23 09:52 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pameladean
Fresh regular peas are possibly not in season yet. Sugar snap and snow peas don't take as long to be edible, because they are basically immature peas. I am speaking only from a gardening perspective, and do not know what clever vendors with greenhouses might be doing.

P.

Date: 2009-04-23 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
The problem is, we haven't been able to find them previous years, either, and have looked from April through August.

Date: 2009-04-23 10:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pameladean
Well, yeah, if there were any to be had one would expect to find them sometime in there.

Maybe a farmer's market?

P.

Date: 2009-04-24 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
Not the Eagan one. But we could maybe try some others.

Date: 2009-04-23 10:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] laurel
Yeah, Blackbird is at 50th & Bryant or at least that's the closest intersection. We haven't tried it yet, but figure we'll get to it sometime before the snow flies again. It's even within walking distance if I feel up to it.

I'm not sure what my favorite season of The Wire is, there are bits of each that I like quite a bit. I think I'll have to revisit the whole series. (Oh darn, guess I'll have to do that . . . )

I've vowed to cut down my ice cream consumption this summer, but to make what I do have be the Truly Good Stuff. (For a time I was back into buying cartons that weren't the truly good stuff.) Good Stuff for us usually means Sebastian Joe's or Sonny's/Crema, though we should investigate places further afield too. Oh and Adele's in Excelsior for frozen custard if we happen to be out thataway. 'Course the Twins are to blame for our occasional jaunt to Dairy Queen-- that and having grown up a kid in Minnesota, I suppose. Nothing wrong with that occasionally, but I don't think of DQ as ice cream, but its own thing.

Date: 2009-04-23 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
It's worth trying. If you get a notion with lead time, call us; we'd meet you there. Or the Malt Shoppe, if you agreed to pronounce it "malt shoppy." Whichever.

Also we would be perfectly glad to go to Pumphouse with you. It's a different kind of good than Sebastian Joe's. I'm glad I have both available.

DQ is frozen dairy-based treat. Totally different from ice cream.

Date: 2009-04-23 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] swan-tower.livejournal.com
Yay for Burdick's Dark leading the pack!

Date: 2009-04-24 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
And its little whisk, too!

Date: 2009-04-23 10:55 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] aedifica
Thank you for the story(ies)!

Date: 2009-04-24 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
You are quite welcome!

Date: 2009-04-23 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zwol.livejournal.com
I really liked all the "Things We Sell to Tourists" shorts. Being told about places very far away in space and time is exactly what I wanted for a break from work today.

Date: 2009-04-24 01:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ckd
Same here, though it had to wait until well after work. Busy day.

Date: 2009-04-24 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
Very glad to hear it.

Date: 2009-04-23 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orbitalmechanic.livejournal.com
Do you take points for turning other people on to your TV shows? Because I feel like maybe you should. (I know you already had a list.) Sometimes Numb3rs is so on the money it's embarrassing, though! Like, OH GOD THAT'S NOT A PARODY PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WATCH THIS ANYMORE.

And yet I will be watching that and/or Criminal Minds tonight, so.

Date: 2009-04-24 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
Not a parody what now?

Date: 2009-04-24 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] orbitalmechanic.livejournal.com
You know how sometimes the math guy is being SO math-guy-ish, and a non-math person might think he's over the top, but actually you know math guys who act just like that? Usually at some moment of social ineptness.

Date: 2009-04-24 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
Oh. Um, that. Yah.

Date: 2009-04-24 01:09 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ckd
Speaking of Fourth Street...I've bought my membership (and plane tickets).

Looking forward to seeing you there!

Date: 2009-04-24 02:09 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-04-24 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dichroic.livejournal.com
I have a possible idea for peas: I wonder if the Aerogarden (http://www.aerogardenstore.com/promotion/index.php?promoName=catalog&pageName=compare_seedkits) might be a possibility for gardening with vertigo, so you could grow your own. (Once it's set up, maintenance needs include pouring in a bit of water every day or two and pinching off leaves when they get too tall.) Unfortunately , peas are not among the kits ofference, but they do have a "use your own seeds" option.

I have one because my brother gave it to us a year ot two ago. I think of it as Judy Jetson's Garden, and mine is currently producing basil, dill, mint, and thyme.

Date: 2009-04-24 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
Aerogarden might well be a possibility for gardening with vertigo. What it almost certainly doesn't handle is gardening with Mris. Just last week, Mom and I were at Home Despot and saw a display of orchids that claimed, "Just add three ice cubes a week!" I said to Mom, "Bet I could still kill it."

But we may talk [livejournal.com profile] markgritter into peas one of these years. I am lobbying for beans, cuke and/or bell pepper this year, to add to the tomato crop.

Date: 2009-04-24 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettymuchpeggy.livejournal.com
Found organic English shelling peas at Mississippi Market. Will bring some on next visit if still desired.

Date: 2009-04-24 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yes!

Er, sorry, what I meant was: oh, thank you, what a lovely idea.

Date: 2009-04-24 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prettymuchpeggy.livejournal.com
I believe they were packaged in quart sized bags. Is one bag sufficient or is more necessary?
Edited Date: 2009-04-24 08:02 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-04-24 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
One sounds good. Thanks so much.

Date: 2009-04-24 12:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papersky.livejournal.com
Fourth Street!

Nice stories. The Turing bit made me cry.

Date: 2009-04-24 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
Oh, good. Thanks.

Date: 2009-04-24 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fidelioscabinet.livejournal.com
If you'd like some soft wheat flour, like, say Martha White or White Lily brands to show up at your house in the mail, this can happen. Just give me the word.

Green peas.

A few very fresh green peas shucked out of their pods and nommed while most of them cook (just ever so briefly, you wouldn't want to abuse them)

*whimpers*

Date: 2009-04-24 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
Thanks for the offer, but we can get them, we just have to go through the work of doing so. I appreciate the thought, though.

Cook them? I suppose one could cook them, if one wanted a change....

Date: 2009-04-24 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fidelioscabinet.livejournal.com
When there was a garden available to me with fresh green peas in it, I had to be physically restrained fom standing amidst the peas, eating my way down the row, just so other people could have some. I was as shocked as you are to find out many prefer theirs cooked. (No, I was startled. I was shocked to find out there are people who prefer canned peas--not frozen peas, but canned peas. Excuse me, I may have to go and swoon from the horror, even after all these years.)

Date: 2009-04-24 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
If other people wanted some, they should have gotten their butts out in the row with you, is my sentiment on this.

I like frozen peas. I do not like canned peas. Also I am not mad keen on thawed peas. I eat my frozen peas still frozen; that's sort of the point.

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