I was not sure whether to begin this post:
Woe, woe, gloom, despair! We will all catch tuberculosis in the workhouse and be buried in pauper's graves, woe!
or perhaps:
We have now completed the Scandosotan Stereotype Checklist and are perfect caricatures of ourselves.
but I think I will just go with the classic:
I bought a car. It is blue.
We are not only the proud owners of a used Volvo, but the first CD in its CD player was the Indigo Girls. Yah. Yah. That is just how much of a demographic we are.
Woe, woe, gloom, despair! We will all catch tuberculosis in the workhouse and be buried in pauper's graves, woe!
or perhaps:
We have now completed the Scandosotan Stereotype Checklist and are perfect caricatures of ourselves.
but I think I will just go with the classic:
I bought a car. It is blue.
We are not only the proud owners of a used Volvo, but the first CD in its CD player was the Indigo Girls. Yah. Yah. That is just how much of a demographic we are.
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Date: 2009-09-12 11:43 pm (UTC)I mean, wait.... I don't get it.
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Date: 2009-09-13 12:53 am (UTC)I know. I can't help it.
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Date: 2009-09-12 11:59 pm (UTC)So...Complete Scandosotan Stereotype Checklist...check!
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Date: 2009-09-13 12:29 am (UTC)I guess that is not decorous enough an expression. However, it is the best I can manage after chocolate.
P.
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Date: 2009-09-13 02:44 am (UTC)Congrats on the Volvo. I presume you already had the Indigo Girls CD, so no congratulations are necessary.
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Date: 2009-09-13 02:46 am (UTC)We already had not only the Indigo Girls CD but another Indigo Girls CD that could stay in the old car for its trip home. So yah.
And thanks.
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Date: 2009-09-14 11:53 am (UTC)K.
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Date: 2009-09-14 12:04 pm (UTC)We do fit more than one, I'm afraid.
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Date: 2009-09-14 01:48 pm (UTC)Besides, as my father once said, you're perfectly entitled to eat cornbread and blackeyed peas for supper if you like them, even if other people laugh at you. You can even eat sweet potato pie for dessert, and it's no one's business if you do.
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Date: 2009-09-14 02:39 pm (UTC)Yay, blue car!
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Date: 2009-09-15 03:32 am (UTC)Does it have a name yet? They have a special place in my heart, Volvos do: I grew up with Volvos (all named, of course); I learned to drive in a Volvo (Achilles); Carly drove a Volvo for years and years (sadly unnamed, poor thing).
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