"Orange you glad I didn't say Kieron the Conqueror?"

[mrissa]

timprov and I stayed up too late one of the nights this week and came up with clap-clap jokes. What, you may sensibly ask, is a clap-clap joke? It's a knock-knock joke, but in Dragaera. Also, if you're feeling less Vlad-ish and more Paarfi-ish, you may respond, "To whom do I have the honor of speaking?" or "Whom do I have the honor of addressing?" rather than, "Who's there?"


M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Valabar's.
T: Valabar's who?
M: Valabar's useful, but ve can serve drinks from de kitchen if ve need to.
T: Clap-clap.
M: Who's there?
T: Verra.
M: Verra who?
T: Verra bad joke about Valabar's!
M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Deverra.
T: Deverra who?
M: Deverra bad jokes make me happy!
T: I can see that.
M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Kiera the Thief.
T: Kiera the Thief who?
M: I thought we had that established several books ago!

M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Vlad Norathar.
T: Vlad Norathar who?
M: I know, I was as surprised as you are!

M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Noish-pa.
T: Noish-pa who?
M: This is no time for silly jokes, let your Noish-pa in!

M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: ....
T: Who's there?
M: ....
T: Who's--oh. Hello, Kragar.

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