"Orange you glad I didn't say Kieron the Conqueror?"

[mrissa]

timprov and I stayed up too late one of the nights this week and came up with clap-clap jokes. What, you may sensibly ask, is a clap-clap joke? It's a knock-knock joke, but in Dragaera. Also, if you're feeling less Vlad-ish and more Paarfi-ish, you may respond, "To whom do I have the honor of speaking?" or "Whom do I have the honor of addressing?" rather than, "Who's there?"


M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Valabar's.
T: Valabar's who?
M: Valabar's useful, but ve can serve drinks from de kitchen if ve need to.
T: Clap-clap.
M: Who's there?
T: Verra.
M: Verra who?
T: Verra bad joke about Valabar's!
M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Deverra.
T: Deverra who?
M: Deverra bad jokes make me happy!
T: I can see that.
M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Kiera the Thief.
T: Kiera the Thief who?
M: I thought we had that established several books ago!

M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Vlad Norathar.
T: Vlad Norathar who?
M: I know, I was as surprised as you are!

M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: Noish-pa.
T: Noish-pa who?
M: This is no time for silly jokes, let your Noish-pa in!

M: Clap-clap.
T: Who's there?
M: ....
T: Who's there?
M: ....
T: Who's--oh. Hello, Kragar.

Comments

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Also:

Me: Clap-clap.
Mark: Who's there?
Me: Adron.
Mark: Adron who?
Me: [gentle headbutt]
Mark: Adron headbutt?
Me: No! Adron collider!

[lotusice.livejournal.com]

You'll be thrilled to know that this made me snort asparagus and homemade mayo and the pain was entirely worth it.

[ckd]

I wish I could properly express the incredible joy this one gives me.

[txanne.livejournal.com]

I love you forever, but you probably knew that.

[timprov.livejournal.com]

Clap-clap.
Who's there?
Jhegaala.
Jhegaala who?
Jhegaala get better jokes than these.

[rosefox]

I was cracking up before I even clicked the cut tag. These are BRILLIANT.

[writingortyping.livejournal.com]

Oh, me too.

[joeboo-k.livejournal.com]

Snrt.

Outstanding.

[txanne.livejournal.com]

Clap-clap.
Who's there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon a dead teckla, Boss, who do you think?

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

I am the Mris, and I approve this joke.

[alecaustin.livejournal.com]

Awesome. The Kragar one is beautiful.

[dhole.livejournal.com]

Deverra bad jokes make me happy, too.

[tiger-spot.livejournal.com]

I will just give all your brains a big brain-hug. Especially for "I thought we had that established several books ago!"

[avocadovpx.livejournal.com]

<3

[hbevert.livejournal.com]

Funny all around.

[markgritter.livejournal.com]

G: Clap-clap
K: Who's there?
G: Yendi.
K: Yendi who?
G: Yendi's jokes are getting old, we can tell Winneasaurus jokes instead.

[timprov.livejournal.com]

What's purple and rampages across the Khanefthali Mountains?

[thomasbull.livejournal.com]

Clap-clap
Who's there?
Phoenix.
Phoenix who?
Phoenix my klava he's a dead teckla.

[athenais.livejournal.com]

So funny! You guys.

[thomasbull.livejournal.com]

Clap-clap.
Who's there?
Aliera.
Aliera who?
Aliera nother verra bad joke if you've got one.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Oh, good: I was just about to tell
Clap-clap.
Who's there?
Hawk.
Hawk who?
Hawkcan you stand me when I tell such bad jokes?

[thomasbull.livejournal.com]

Clap-clap.
Who's there?
Orca.
Orca who?
Orcastrating so many bad jokes is impressive.

[thomasbull.livejournal.com]

Besides:
Clap-clap.
Who's there?
Daymar.
Daymar who?
Daymar you kidding? Who wouldn't like such verra bad jokes?

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Sir, you have entered properly into the spirit of the thing, and I salute you for it.

[skzbrust.livejournal.com]

You know I less than three you, right?

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

You know, I never once said to myself, "I'd better not post these, because it will probably really offend Steve that we are not being properly reverent about his world and characters."

I think I win.

[timprov.livejournal.com]

Clap-clap.
Who's there?
Serioli.
Serioli who?
Serioli, there are no fish under that ice.

Re: I think I win.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Yes. Best Timprov ever.

[cloudscudding.livejournal.com]

Ah, the Noish-pa one is sweet. (And yeah, the others are groan-worthy funny.)

[cloudscudding.livejournal.com]

"Aw"

(And isn't that a weird distinction?)

[mmerriam.livejournal.com]

Love these!

[nolly.livejournal.com]

Y'all win all the internets there are to win.

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

Oh, no....