Apparently last weekend a small person of my acquaintance announced that he wanted to look like a college professor. I only heard this after the fact, but he succeeded admirably. And I sometimes think that the combination of him being in the single digits of age and autistic means that he will admit to stuff like that when other people mostly don't, and I think that's awesome of him. I remember when I was his age, I tried to compose Bohemian Artist outfits and Very Serious Scientist outfits, but I did not disclose this intention to my parents or godparents. (My godfathers, God love them, would have been no help whatsoever with this endeavor, as they were rather committed to the Person With A Modicum Of Fashion Sense oeuvre of small child outfits. But explaining my thinking at least might have explained some of the attempted combinations to my baffled and long-suffering mother.) And I did wind up with a Budding Suffragist On A Bicycle outfit that my grandmother and I both adored, but again, I did not tell her why I liked it. It was a very 1905 sort of bow on the thing.
So in the spirit of full disclosure, I will report that I am wearing my Sensible Grown-Up From An E. Nesbit Novel Visits The Mod Sixties outfit. I have had this reaction to this outfit (particularly the skirt) since I bought it. Every single time. I also have Wednesday Addams Appears on Laugh In and Piano Teacher Uninterested In Your Bullshit and Why Yes I Do Own A Krumkake Iron Why Do You Ask, among other fashion choices. A lot of the time, of course, I am dressed as Person Who Hates Complicated Laundry or Person Whose Feet Are Toasty Warm Despite The Weather Thanks. But sometimes we change things up.
The closest I ever came to buying non-hiking boots in the three digits of price was when I looked at a pair of boots and thought, "Every time I wore those, I would think, 'No, The Other Kind Of Goth.'" And that seemed like a very appealing thing to me. I still didn't buy them, but I was tempted.
Do you do this?
So in the spirit of full disclosure, I will report that I am wearing my Sensible Grown-Up From An E. Nesbit Novel Visits The Mod Sixties outfit. I have had this reaction to this outfit (particularly the skirt) since I bought it. Every single time. I also have Wednesday Addams Appears on Laugh In and Piano Teacher Uninterested In Your Bullshit and Why Yes I Do Own A Krumkake Iron Why Do You Ask, among other fashion choices. A lot of the time, of course, I am dressed as Person Who Hates Complicated Laundry or Person Whose Feet Are Toasty Warm Despite The Weather Thanks. But sometimes we change things up.
The closest I ever came to buying non-hiking boots in the three digits of price was when I looked at a pair of boots and thought, "Every time I wore those, I would think, 'No, The Other Kind Of Goth.'" And that seemed like a very appealing thing to me. I still didn't buy them, but I was tempted.
Do you do this?
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Date: 2011-12-08 12:09 am (UTC)When I wore my usual college outfit of pin-decorated beret, stompy boots, and black microfiber raincoat, I liked to see the pin as a cap badge. If any of the Gaunt's Ghosts novels had been out and I'd read them, I would have imagined myself as a Very Gothy Imperial Guardsman.
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Date: 2011-12-08 03:15 am (UTC)And I want a Girl Detective Raincoat. And also a Composed Adventuress Raincoat. And like that. I am a huge sucker for coats.
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Date: 2011-12-08 01:29 am (UTC)When I was in junior high, I had an outfit that was As Goth As I Can Get And Still Comply with the Dresscode. Whenever I wore it, my father called me The Little Amish Girl.
In college, my default outfit was Because A Person Might Need to Climb a Fence at a Moment's Notice. I didn't know this until my sister confided in me that her therapist (who had met me while I was decked out in an army jacket, jeans with holes at the knees, and a pair of bright green Doc Martens) had opined that I maybe "needed to get more in touch with my feminine side." I replied with, "I'm not unfeminine, I just might need to climb a fence or something!" I can think of precisely zero occasions on which I've needed to climb a fence, and only a handful on which I've chosen to climb a fence rather than go through the gate like a sensible person.
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Date: 2011-12-08 03:18 am (UTC)And occasional applications of the flax pack.
And SmartWool.
And sometimes tights under the jeans.
And SmartWool.
Not the wussy dress sock level of Smart Wool, either. The key word here is "mountaineering."
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:36 am (UTC)It's all costumery.
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Date: 2011-12-08 02:39 am (UTC)That being said, I've been rocking the "Sexy Beatnik Prepared to Do Business" look, lately. And there are also lots of variations on Puritans, specifically what I wear to early music concerts, which vaguely suggest: "Hester Prynne Drops the Scarlet Letter, but Still Gets Frowned at by Margaret Thatcher in Church." I think I'm trying to look respectable without looking particularly pious. Projecting respect for the traditions of the communities I'm visiting, while still making it clear I do not appear of Popes or Royalty as the heads of churches or states. Funny, I didn't realize I was doing that until you wrote this post.
I know other people do this, too, how else would we be able to spot Bloomsbury people from miles away?
(I would very much like to see Sensible Grown-Up From An E. Nesbit Novel Visits The Mod Sixties.)
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Date: 2011-12-08 10:22 am (UTC)Last Friday was "I've been listening to Gary P. Nunn and I'm Homesick But I Like the Northwest Better Than the Southwest and I'm *Really* Not Texan". I was pretty impressed that a coworker managed to get some of that - at least, he commented that it was an American country sort of outfit. (Corduroy shirt, red suede vest over, camisole under, jeans, belts, cowboy boots.)
Oh, and: the other related look I like is "In My Head, I'm On A Mountain Right Now", otherwise known as "You Think I'm Dressed Properly For the Office But Actually Most of My Outfit Came From REI and Places Like That".
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Date: 2011-12-08 12:14 pm (UTC)I have 26 blue shirts and 3 pairs of summer pants and 3 pairs of winter pants and a skirt for when it's really hot and a coat for when it's cold, and a thing my aunt got me that goes over my clothes for signings to make me dressed up without drawing it to my attention.
I'm delighted that other people have fun with clothes, but mine just provide decency, pockets, and protection from the weather.
I only have one look and it is Blue Figure In Changing Landscape.
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Date: 2011-12-08 03:11 pm (UTC)So, when I manage to get a cloak, I'm planning to wear it over a suit.
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Date: 2011-12-08 03:45 pm (UTC)However, every time I see myself in the mirror at work, I think, "Yes! I have successfully disguised myself as A Grown-Up With Fashion Sense!" So I suppose there's that.
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Date: 2011-12-08 07:07 pm (UTC)[I remember how I acquired it, it was on clearance somewhere or other and a size 3 or 2 or somesuch. Back in the day when I wore those sizes or bit above or below, I had such fun shopping because in Minnesota the smallest size things often end up on clearance eventually for ridiculously cheap. Or at least they did back then. Even more so in South Dakota. I ended up acquiring many fabulous things, though it was much harder to find places where one could wear them as they were often dressy or quirky and I suppose that was also part of how they wound up staying on the rack. And then I discovered science fiction conventions and suddenly I had somewhere I could actually wear those sorts of things, provided I found the guts. And was in the mood.]
I miss having fun with clothes. I used to do it a lot and I'm sure some people never saw me in the same outfit twice unless they saw me an awful lot. I've been trying to buy myself a new wardrobe over the last year or so, but have yet to get it properly organized and then actually wear much of the new stuff. Plus it's so hard to get out of the house at all when I do it tends to be in Twins gear (er, most of my outings over the last couple of years have been to ballgames) or whatever comfortable thing I have that I'd been wearing of late. D'oh.
And I suppose part of why I've been uneasy being out of the house has been because I haven't had Just The Outfit for so long or Outfits On A Certain Theme. These things can be armor, even in a fun way, and make such a difference in attitude.
I think I'll be happier once I go through my clothing and purge a ton of it and make it so I just have things I love again (well, and some necessary basics). Be they things I can wear anytime anywhere or pieces that fit certain themes.
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Date: 2011-12-08 10:00 pm (UTC)I can't think of clever titles for my outfits, alas -- they're mostly some variant on Shut Up Everything Works With Jeans -- though I suppose there is the one skirt which could be called I Am Ready For My Folk Dance Now. (And a crap-ton of costumes, but those don't really count.)
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Date: 2011-12-09 01:07 am (UTC)If I'm going to do the Spirit Of Minneapolis Dammit outfit, it goes with an asymmetric-hemmed black skirt for the urban chic element of the thing, a hand-knit hat for the Midwestern craftiness, and a Hmong purse for the Midwestern craftiness as performed by recent talented transplants.
It can also go with jeans, though.
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Date: 2011-12-09 12:10 am (UTC)We have a school picture of my brother in which he is not smiling because he wanted to look like Sherlock Holmes.
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Date: 2011-12-09 06:43 pm (UTC)I had not had names for these. Naming them's kinda fun.
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Date: 2011-12-10 03:26 pm (UTC)At cons I usually wear "I'm given to understand that some people find my neck/collarbone/shoulder blades rather fetching" outfits.
Oh, and my glasses are always chosen to convey "Why yes, I do read a great deal, why do you ask?"
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Date: 2011-12-12 09:11 pm (UTC)The fact that I don't do this kind of thing myself illustrates one of the (many) problems I have with Boy Clothing. It's hard to do this with Boy Clothing. I'm not saying impossible; just hard. There's less room for variation.
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Date: 2011-12-13 03:30 pm (UTC)I am working on more No Really I'm A Massive Geek Even Though I'm Technically In The Marketing Organization wardrobe, but that's a tough needle to thread.