Plot: you saute it in garlic butter.

[mrissa]

mrissa: Stranger things have happened. "Things We Keep In This House For No Reason" has grown plot.
timprov: Really?
M: Well, not more than a thousand words worth of plot. But still.
T: Apparently plot is like mushrooms.
M: Pour enough bullshit on it and it grows?
T: That's how it seems to work for you, anyway.
M: Yeah, that's how it works.

I have since noticed that since we have already established that alecaustin brings the darkness to our collaborations, I should have already figured out that I bring the bullshit, and the mushroom thing would have been clear all along.

Comments

[alecaustin.livejournal.com]

...if we continue this metaphor, I don't like to eat plot, and you do, right?

Alternatively, when I was a kid my father told me that if I ate plot, my brains would turn to mush. This is why I only eat plot as a part of Mu Shu, or occasionally on pizza.