Open Letter to Abstract Object #449

[mrissa]

Dear Single Line Halfway Through Chapter 6,

Don't you go implying a-whole-nother book at me, missy!

No, I didn't infer it, you implied it, so don't try to play dumb.

Because this book isn't in A-flat major, that's how I know it's a different book completely! Also this book doesn't smell like lake ice!

Yes, I know I like books that smell like ice better. But that's not the book you're in, is it, so you'd best mind your p's and q's. (Yes, I know, there are three p's in you and no q's. Hush.)

I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it.*

Reluctant (shiny!) love,
Me

*Who knew my mom's favorite not-really-mad line from my teen years applied to prose as well?

Comments

[columbina.livejournal.com]

You synaesthetics are very interesting people.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Does it count as synaesthesia when it's an object that only exists in your own head?